April: I passed up a gay Halloween party to be here. Do you know how much fun gay Halloween parties are? Last year I saw three Jonas brothers make out with three Robert Pattisons. It was amazing.
Greg Pikitis - Episode 2.7
Andy: I’ll tell you what honey, here’s the deal — you get fired, I’ll quit too. I’m serious. We’ll move to a new city, burn our fingertips off with acid, swap faces…
April: What?
Andy: If we have to.
Win, Lose, or Draw - Episode 4.22
April: Derek is gay but he’s straight for me, but he’s gay for Ben, and Ben’s really gay for Derek.
Derek: It’s not that complicated.
Pawnee Zoo - Episode 2.1
Let’s all start a slow clap for observr for this submission.
Chris: I’m engrossed in this book. It’s the true story of a woman born with no arms and no legs who attempted to swim the English Channel.
April: That’s impossible.
Chris: Oh she drowned immediately. It’s kind of a sad story.
April: Cool.
Lucky - Episode 4.18
Littlefinger: I did warn you not to trust me.
You Win or You Die - Episode 1.7
Submitted by: lewsmithart
April: April Ludgate: Youth Outreach and Director of New Media.
Citizen Knope - Episode 4.10
April: Fake blood capsules?
Andy: Oh, they didn’t have any.
April: Really?
That’s gross. I love it.
Meet ‘n’ Greet - Episode 4.5
Submitted by: singlewalkrun
Ann: I like your haircut. Where’d you get it?
April: Prison.
Born and Raised - 4.3
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