Ann: Are you drinking any fluids?
Ron: Yes, plenty.
Animal Control - Episode 5.8
Cersei: When you play the game of thrones, you win or you die. There is no middle ground.
You Win or You Die - Episode 1.7
Leslie: The next we speak, we shall be dancing on the grave of a possum.
Evelyn: Great.
The Possum - Episode 2.18
Kathryn: Well if the customer truly wants a smaller size, there is an option.
Ann: Oh, do you mean the little swallow?! Does anybody buy that?
Soda Tax - Episode 5.2
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Terrence: I think we should tax all bad things. Like racism and women’s vaginas.
Ann: We’re not taxing anyone’s genitals.
Terrence: Then what the hell are we doing here? C’mon boys.
Soda Tax - Episode 5.2
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Leslie: I’m fart and I’m smunny and I’m a prize.
Episode 2.4 - Practice Date
![Leslie: And, no offense, but everybody here is terrible at love. [points to Tom] Divorced, [points to April] dating a gay guy, [points to Ron] divorced twice, [points to Ann and Mark] jury’s still out on you two, [points to Jerry] and Jerry, who knows.
Galentine’s Day - Episode 2.16](http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1t5cikvY81r0i4mno1_500.png)
Leslie: And, no offense, but everybody here is terrible at love. [points to Tom] Divorced, [points to April] dating a gay guy, [points to Ron] divorced twice, [points to Ann and Mark] jury’s still out on you two, [points to Jerry] and Jerry, who knows.
Galentine’s Day - Episode 2.16
