Tom: On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how pissed off is she? Episode 2.10 - Hunting Trip We’re coming up on our 200th post! Also, it’s only 11 days until the premiere of season 3 of GoT! I can barely sit still.

Tom: On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how pissed off is she?

Episode 2.10 - Hunting Trip

We’re coming up on our 200th post! Also, it’s only 11 days until the premiere of season 3 of GoT! I can barely sit still.

Elizabeth: Honesty is important to voters. Leslie: 13% think I’m crazy-eyed? What? Why? Born and Raised - Episode 4.3

Elizabeth: Honesty is important to voters.

Leslie: 13% think I’m crazy-eyed? What? Why?

Born and Raised - Episode 4.3

Ben: You’re going to rip out his spine with your teeth, and then chew it up and gargle with it. Leslie: I love it when you’re needlessly disgusting.  The Debate - Episode 4.20

Ben: You’re going to rip out his spine with your teeth, and then chew it up and gargle with it.

Leslie: I love it when you’re needlessly disgusting. 

The Debate - Episode 4.20

Tom: What do we treat ourselves to? Donna: Clothes. Fragrances. Massages. Mimosas. Fine leather goods. Pawnee Rangers - Episode 4.4 Idea submitted by Bryan via the Hiatus Challenge. TREAT YO SELF!

Tom: What do we treat ourselves to?

Donna: Clothes. Fragrances. Massages. Mimosas. Fine leather goods.

Pawnee Rangers - Episode 4.4

Idea submitted by Bryan via the Hiatus Challenge.

TREAT YO SELF!

Ann: You’re not scared to eat here?Ron: When I eat, it is the food that is scared.  ”Bowling for Votes” - 4.13 Submitted by: lewsmithart who also accurately states, ‘I swear, it’s like they’re writing this stuff just for us.’ *Also your watermarks are a thing of beauty.

Ann: You’re not scared to eat here?
Ron: When I eat, it is the food that is scared.

 ”Bowling for Votes” - 4.13

Submitted by: lewsmithart who also accurately states, ‘I swear, it’s like they’re writing this stuff just for us.’

*Also your watermarks are a thing of beauty.

Tom: I gotta admit, his hair game’s on point. Gotta find out what kind of product he puts in his heeeerrrr. Campaign Ad - Episode 4.12 Submitted by:singlewalkrun

Tom: I gotta admit, his hair game’s on point. Gotta find out what kind of product he puts in his heeeerrrr.

Campaign Ad - Episode 4.12

Submitted by:singlewalkrun

Leslie: You’ve resuscitated a human heart in your bare hands. Ann: No, I haven’t.Leslie: You haven’t? Ann: No.Leslie: You will. The Comeback Kid - Episode 4.11 Submitted by: singlewalkrun

Leslie: You’ve resuscitated a human heart in your bare hands.
Ann: No, I haven’t.
Leslie: You haven’t?
Ann: No.
Leslie: You will.

The Comeback Kid - Episode 4.11

Submitted by: singlewalkrun

Ann: Ann Perkins: Office Manager and Volunteer Coordinator. Citizen Knope - Episode 4.10

Ann: Ann Perkins: Office Manager and Volunteer Coordinator.

Citizen Knope - Episode 4.10

April: Fake blood capsules?Andy: Oh, they didn’t have any.April: Really?That’s gross. I love it. Meet ‘n’ Greet - Episode 4.5 Submitted by: singlewalkrun

April: Fake blood capsules?
Andy: Oh, they didn’t have any.
April: Really?
That’s gross. I love it.

Meet ‘n’ Greet - Episode 4.5

Submitted by: singlewalkrun

Leslie: What if you’re not here when Zorp shows up? Boy, would your face be red. Herb: When Zorp shows up, your faces will be melted off and used as fuel. End of the World - Episode 4.6

Leslie: What if you’re not here when Zorp shows up? Boy, would your face be red.

Herb: When Zorp shows up, your faces will be melted off and used as fuel.

End of the World - Episode 4.6