Tom: Dating Mona Lisa is awesome. Except I live in constant fear of my life. So I need to do the mature thing and get someone to dump her.
Swing Vote - Episode 5.21
I recommend staying out of the Game of Thrones tag altogether if you want to stay unspoiled, even book readers. Someone is posting leaked screencaps from tonight’s episode with major spoilers.
Sperm Bank Lady: “Are you a couple?”
Leslie: “No, tragically we are both heterosexual.”
Ann’s Decision - Episode 5.12
Show Runner Swap with Parks and Recreation and Game of Thrones in this week’s Entertainment Weekly (click to enlarge)
Meanwhile, in Eagleton…
Leslie: The thing about youth culture is that I don’t understand it.
Pawnee Zoo - Episode 2.1
Ann: Are you drinking any fluids?
Ron: Yes, plenty.
Animal Control - Episode 5.8
Ron: I like your hairdo, Leslie.
Leslie: Thank you, Ron.
Ron: It’s just like my brother’s. He’s an officer in the Air Force.
The Banquet - Episode 1.5
Donna: Did you just pee your pants?
Jerry: Just a dab.
Leslie and Ben - Episode 5.14