
Tom: KING KONG AIN’T GOT NOTHIN’ ON ME! OW, my fingie still hurts!
Bowling for Votes - Episode 4.13
Submitted by: singlewalkrun

Dr. Harris: That man has the largest penis I have ever seen. I actually don’t even know if he has mumps; forgot to look. I was distracted by the largest penis I have ever seen.
I Am Leslie Knope - Episode 4.01
Submitted by: lewsmithart
Happy Christmas Everybody!

Leslie: If I was sick, could I do this?
Ann: What are you doing?
Leslie: Cartwheels. Am I not doing them?
Flu Season - Episode 3.2
Submitted by: fuckyeahwinterfell