Sperm Bank Lady: “Are you a couple?”Leslie: “No, tragically we are both heterosexual.” Ann’s Decision - Episode 5.12

Sperm Bank Lady: “Are you a couple?”
Leslie: “No, tragically we are both heterosexual.”

Ann’s Decision - Episode 5.12

Leslie: The thing about youth culture is that I don’t understand it. Pawnee Zoo - Episode 2.1

Leslie: The thing about youth culture is that I don’t understand it.

Pawnee Zoo - Episode 2.1

Ron: I like your hairdo, Leslie.Leslie: Thank you, Ron.Ron: It’s just like my brother’s. He’s an officer in the Air Force.  The Banquet - Episode 1.5

Ron: I like your hairdo, Leslie.
Leslie: Thank you, Ron.
Ron: It’s just like my brother’s. He’s an officer in the Air Force. 

The Banquet - Episode 1.5

Leslie: Well, don’t be such a baby. I cooked you some bacon for a trail snack.Ron: I ate it already.Leslie: What?Ron: I could smell it in your purse before I even parked my car. And now it’s gone and I hate everything. Summer Catalog - Episode 2.20

Leslie: Well, don’t be such a baby. I cooked you some bacon for a trail snack.
Ron: I ate it already.
Leslie: What?
Ron: I could smell it in your purse before I even parked my car. And now it’s gone and I hate everything.

Summer Catalog - Episode 2.20

Leslie: Well, this simulated disaster is a total disaster. Emergency Response - Episode 5.13

Leslie: Well, this simulated disaster is a total disaster.

Emergency Response - Episode 5.13

Shauna Malwae-Tweep: Are you posing? Because I don’t have a camera. Leslie: Google Earth. Always takin’ pics. Woman in Garbage - Episode 5.11

Shauna Malwae-Tweep: Are you posing? Because I don’t have a camera.

Leslie: Google Earth. Always takin’ pics.

Woman in Garbage - Episode 5.11

Leslie: The next we speak, we shall be dancing on the grave of a possum.Evelyn: Great. The Possum - Episode 2.18

Leslie: The next we speak, we shall be dancing on the grave of a possum.
Evelyn: Great.

The Possum - Episode 2.18

Leslie: It’s a censure from the Mayor’s Office. It’s so official. I mean look at the paper quality. Sex Education - Episode 5.4 Submitted by: singlewalkrun

Leslie: It’s a censure from the Mayor’s Office. It’s so official. I mean look at the paper quality.

Sex Education - Episode 5.4

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Kathryn: Well if the customer truly wants a smaller size, there is an option.Ann: Oh, do you mean the little swallow?! Does anybody buy that? Soda Tax - Episode 5.2 Submitted by: singlewalkrun

Kathryn: Well if the customer truly wants a smaller size, there is an option.
Ann: Oh, do you mean the little swallow?! Does anybody buy that?

Soda Tax - Episode 5.2

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Ann: What is your ideal man?Leslie: He has the brains of George Clooney in the body of Joe Biden. The Set Up - Episode 2.13 G’night Everybody!

Ann: What is your ideal man?

Leslie: He has the brains of George Clooney in the body of Joe Biden.

The Set Up - Episode 2.13

G’night Everybody!