Sperm Bank Lady: “Are you a couple?”Leslie: “No, tragically we are both heterosexual.” Ann’s Decision - Episode 5.12

Sperm Bank Lady: “Are you a couple?”
Leslie: “No, tragically we are both heterosexual.”

Ann’s Decision - Episode 5.12

Leslie: The Bulge is a gay bar? Ugh, the nights I’ve wasted there. Pawnee Zoo - Episode 2.1

Leslie: The Bulge is a gay bar? Ugh, the nights I’ve wasted there.

Pawnee Zoo - Episode 2.1

Ben: Wow. You guys are really cute together. Tom: Ben, I’m cute together with everybody. Born and Raised - Episode 4.3

Ben: Wow. You guys are really cute together.

Tom: Ben, I’m cute together with everybody.

Born and Raised - Episode 4.3

April: Derek is gay but he’s straight for me, but he’s gay for Ben, and Ben’s really gay for Derek.  Derek: It’s not that complicated. Pawnee Zoo - Episode 2.1 Let’s all start a slow clap for observr for this submission.

April: Derek is gay but he’s straight for me, but he’s gay for Ben, and Ben’s really gay for Derek. 

Derek: It’s not that complicated.

Pawnee Zoo - Episode 2.1

Let’s all start a slow clap for observr for this submission.

Leslie: And, no offense, but everybody here is terrible at love. [points to Tom] Divorced, [points to April] dating a gay guy, [points to Ron] divorced twice, [points to Ann and Mark] jury’s still out on you two, [points to Jerry] and Jerry, who knows. Galentine’s Day - Episode 2.16

Leslie: And, no offense, but everybody here is terrible at love. [points to Tom] Divorced, [points to April] dating a gay guy, [points to Ron] divorced twice, [points to Ann and Mark] jury’s still out on you two, [points to Jerry] and Jerry, who knows.

Galentine’s Day - Episode 2.16