Tom: Dating Mona Lisa is awesome. Except I live in constant fear of my life. So I need to do the mature thing and get someone to dump her.
Swing Vote - Episode 5.21
Sperm Bank Lady: “Are you a couple?”
Leslie: “No, tragically we are both heterosexual.”
Ann’s Decision - Episode 5.12
Show Runner Swap with Parks and Recreation and Game of Thrones in this week’s Entertainment Weekly (click to enlarge)
Meanwhile, in Eagleton…
Leslie: The thing about youth culture is that I don’t understand it.
Pawnee Zoo - Episode 2.1
Ann: Are you drinking any fluids?
Ron: Yes, plenty.
Animal Control - Episode 5.8
Ron: I like your hairdo, Leslie.
Leslie: Thank you, Ron.
Ron: It’s just like my brother’s. He’s an officer in the Air Force.
The Banquet - Episode 1.5
Donna: Did you just pee your pants?
Jerry: Just a dab.
Leslie and Ben - Episode 5.14
Cersei: When you play the game of thrones, you win or you die. There is no middle ground.
You Win or You Die - Episode 1.7
Created at HBO’s ‘Join the Realm’ site. http://www.jointherealm.com/sigil.html
Thought it might be appropriate.
And, guys? 2 days!