April: I passed up a gay Halloween party to be here. Do you know how much fun gay Halloween parties are? Last year I saw three Jonas brothers make out with three Robert Pattisons. It was amazing.
Greg Pikitis - Episode 2.7
Ben: Wow. You guys are really cute together.
Tom: Ben, I’m cute together with everybody.
Born and Raised - Episode 4.3
April: Derek is gay but he’s straight for me, but he’s gay for Ben, and Ben’s really gay for Derek.
Derek: It’s not that complicated.
Pawnee Zoo - Episode 2.1
Let’s all start a slow clap for observr for this submission.
Leslie: And, no offense, but everybody here is terrible at love. [points to Tom] Divorced, [points to April] dating a gay guy, [points to Ron] divorced twice, [points to Ann and Mark] jury’s still out on you two, [points to Jerry] and Jerry, who knows.
Galentine’s Day - Episode 2.16