Ann: Are you drinking any fluids?Ron: Yes, plenty.  Animal Control - Episode 5.8

Ann: Are you drinking any fluids?
Ron: Yes, plenty. 

Animal Control - Episode 5.8

Ron: I like your hairdo, Leslie.Leslie: Thank you, Ron.Ron: It’s just like my brother’s. He’s an officer in the Air Force.  The Banquet - Episode 1.5

Ron: I like your hairdo, Leslie.
Leslie: Thank you, Ron.
Ron: It’s just like my brother’s. He’s an officer in the Air Force. 

The Banquet - Episode 1.5

Cersei: When you play the game of thrones, you win or you die. There is no middle ground. You Win or You Die - Episode 1.7

Cersei: When you play the game of thrones, you win or you die. There is no middle ground.

You Win or You Die - Episode 1.7

Created at HBO’s ‘Join the Realm’ site. http://www.jointherealm.com/sigil.html Thought it might be appropriate.   Hey, thanks. And, guys? 2 days!

Created at HBO’s ‘Join the Realm’ site. http://www.jointherealm.com/sigil.html

Thought it might be appropriate.

 

Hey, thanks.

And, guys? 2 days!

Ron: People who buy things are suckers.  Leslie and Ben - Episode 5.14

Ron: People who buy things are suckers. 

Leslie and Ben - Episode 5.14

Leslie: Well, don’t be such a baby. I cooked you some bacon for a trail snack.Ron: I ate it already.Leslie: What?Ron: I could smell it in your purse before I even parked my car. And now it’s gone and I hate everything. Summer Catalog - Episode 2.20

Leslie: Well, don’t be such a baby. I cooked you some bacon for a trail snack.
Ron: I ate it already.
Leslie: What?
Ron: I could smell it in your purse before I even parked my car. And now it’s gone and I hate everything.

Summer Catalog - Episode 2.20

Ron: Any dog under 50 pounds is a cat, and cats are pointless. Emergency Response - Episode 5.13

Ron: Any dog under 50 pounds is a cat, and cats are pointless.

Emergency Response - Episode 5.13

Ron: If I wanted to bring a large number of deviled eggs, but I didn’t want to share them with anyone else, can you guarantee fridge space? Leslie’s House - Episode 2.14 Happy Thanksgiving!

Ron: If I wanted to bring a large number of deviled eggs, but I didn’t want to share them with anyone else, can you guarantee fridge space?

Leslie’s House - Episode 2.14

Happy Thanksgiving!

Diane: Hey, am I interrupting something important?Ron: Impossible. I work for the government. Halloween Surprise - Episode 5.5

Diane: Hey, am I interrupting something important?
Ron: Impossible. I work for the government.

Halloween Surprise - Episode 5.5

Ron: Not to worry, I have a permit.Ranger Patrick: This just says, “I can do what I want.” Ms. Knope Goes to Washington - Episode 5.1 Submitted by: singlewalkrun

Ron: Not to worry, I have a permit.
Ranger Patrick: This just says, “I can do what I want.”

Ms. Knope Goes to Washington - Episode 5.1

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