Donna: Did you just pee your pants?Jerry: Just a dab. Leslie and Ben - Episode 5.14

Donna: Did you just pee your pants?
Jerry: Just a dab.

Leslie and Ben - Episode 5.14

Leslie: And, no offense, but everybody here is terrible at love. [points to Tom] Divorced, [points to April] dating a gay guy, [points to Ron] divorced twice, [points to Ann and Mark] jury’s still out on you two, [points to Jerry] and Jerry, who knows. Galentine’s Day - Episode 2.16

Leslie: And, no offense, but everybody here is terrible at love. [points to Tom] Divorced, [points to April] dating a gay guy, [points to Ron] divorced twice, [points to Ann and Mark] jury’s still out on you two, [points to Jerry] and Jerry, who knows.

Galentine’s Day - Episode 2.16

Leslie: I am a goddess. A glorious female warrior. Queen of all that I survey. Enemies of fairness and equality, hear my womanly roar. Nyahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Congratulations, you are now goddesses.  Pawnee Rangers - Episode 4.4

Leslie: I am a goddess. A glorious female warrior. Queen of all that I survey. Enemies of fairness and equality, hear my womanly roar. Nyahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Congratulations, you are now goddesses. 

Pawnee Rangers - Episode 4.4

Tom: Whoa, the girls from Talent and Poise are gonna be there?Leslie: What?Tom: Talent and Poise. It’s a strip club by the VA hospital. I have some meetings there.Leslie: That’s disgusting.Tom: No. What’s disgusting is the Glitter Factory. Do not go to the Glitter Factory. Beauty Pageant - Episode 2.3 Submitted by: createcreateexplode

Tom: Whoa, the girls from Talent and Poise are gonna be there?
Leslie: What?
Tom: Talent and Poise. It’s a strip club by the VA hospital. I have some meetings there.
Leslie: That’s disgusting.
Tom: No. What’s disgusting is the Glitter Factory. Do not go to the Glitter Factory.

Beauty Pageant - Episode 2.3

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Ben: Stick to the list and you’ll do great. I have total faith in you. (ASIDE) There’s like a thirty percent chance they’ll both die. Jerry’s Painting - Episode 3.11 Submitted by: singlewalkrun

Ben: Stick to the list and you’ll do great. I have total faith in you.

(ASIDE) There’s like a thirty percent chance they’ll both die.

Jerry’s Painting - Episode 3.11

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