Donna: Did you just pee your pants?
Jerry: Just a dab.
Leslie and Ben - Episode 5.14
Leslie: And, no offense, but everybody here is terrible at love. [points to Tom] Divorced, [points to April] dating a gay guy, [points to Ron] divorced twice, [points to Ann and Mark] jury’s still out on you two, [points to Jerry] and Jerry, who knows.
Galentine’s Day - Episode 2.16
Leslie: I am a goddess. A glorious female warrior. Queen of all that I survey. Enemies of fairness and equality, hear my womanly roar. Nyahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Congratulations, you are now goddesses.
Pawnee Rangers - Episode 4.4
Tom: Whoa, the girls from Talent and Poise are gonna be there?
Tom: Talent and Poise. It’s a strip club by the VA hospital. I have some meetings there.
Leslie: That’s disgusting.
Tom: No. What’s disgusting is the Glitter Factory. Do not go to the Glitter Factory.
Beauty Pageant - Episode 2.3
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