Leslie: I’m fart and I’m smunny and I’m a prize.
Episode 2.4 - Practice Date
Ben: Hey, what’s a good place to buy jeans?
Win, Lose, or Draw - Episode 4.22
Ann: What are you wearing?
Leslie: My sneak-around clothes!
Live Ammo - Episode 4.19
Submission from the beautiful, Emily.
April: Derek is gay but he’s straight for me, but he’s gay for Ben, and Ben’s really gay for Derek.
Derek: It’s not that complicated.
Pawnee Zoo - Episode 2.1
Let’s all start a slow clap for observr for this submission.
Ben: You’re going to rip out his spine with your teeth, and then chew it up and gargle with it.
Leslie: I love it when you’re needlessly disgusting.
The Debate - Episode 4.20
Chris: I’m engrossed in this book. It’s the true story of a woman born with no arms and no legs who attempted to swim the English Channel.
April: That’s impossible.
Chris: Oh she drowned immediately. It’s kind of a sad story.
Lucky - Episode 4.18
Tanya: I’ve never seen you buy a salad at Sue’s Salads.
Leslie: That’s because I don’t hate myself Tanya.
Meet n’ Greet - Episode 4.5
Tom: What do we treat ourselves to?
Donna: Clothes. Fragrances. Massages. Mimosas. Fine leather goods.
Pawnee Rangers - Episode 4.4
Idea submitted by Bryan via the Hiatus Challenge.
TREAT YO SELF!