Tom: Dating Mona Lisa is awesome. Except I live in constant fear of my life. So I need to do the mature thing and get someone to dump her. Swing Vote - Episode 5.21  

Tom: Dating Mona Lisa is awesome. Except I live in constant fear of my life. So I need to do the mature thing and get someone to dump her.

Swing Vote - Episode 5.21

 

Sperm Bank Lady: “Are you a couple?”Leslie: “No, tragically we are both heterosexual.” Ann’s Decision - Episode 5.12

Sperm Bank Lady: “Are you a couple?”
Leslie: “No, tragically we are both heterosexual.”

Ann’s Decision - Episode 5.12

Leslie: The thing about youth culture is that I don’t understand it. Pawnee Zoo - Episode 2.1

Leslie: The thing about youth culture is that I don’t understand it.

Pawnee Zoo - Episode 2.1

Ann: Are you drinking any fluids?Ron: Yes, plenty.  Animal Control - Episode 5.8

Ann: Are you drinking any fluids?
Ron: Yes, plenty. 

Animal Control - Episode 5.8

Ron: I like your hairdo, Leslie.Leslie: Thank you, Ron.Ron: It’s just like my brother’s. He’s an officer in the Air Force.  The Banquet - Episode 1.5

Ron: I like your hairdo, Leslie.
Leslie: Thank you, Ron.
Ron: It’s just like my brother’s. He’s an officer in the Air Force. 

The Banquet - Episode 1.5

Donna: Did you just pee your pants?Jerry: Just a dab. Leslie and Ben - Episode 5.14

Donna: Did you just pee your pants?
Jerry: Just a dab.

Leslie and Ben - Episode 5.14

Cersei: When you play the game of thrones, you win or you die. There is no middle ground. You Win or You Die - Episode 1.7

Cersei: When you play the game of thrones, you win or you die. There is no middle ground.

You Win or You Die - Episode 1.7

Created at HBO’s ‘Join the Realm’ site. http://www.jointherealm.com/sigil.html Thought it might be appropriate.   Hey, thanks. And, guys? 2 days!

Created at HBO’s ‘Join the Realm’ site. http://www.jointherealm.com/sigil.html

Thought it might be appropriate.

 

Hey, thanks.

And, guys? 2 days!

Leslie: Well, don’t be such a baby. I cooked you some bacon for a trail snack.Ron: I ate it already.Leslie: What?Ron: I could smell it in your purse before I even parked my car. And now it’s gone and I hate everything. Summer Catalog - Episode 2.20

Leslie: Well, don’t be such a baby. I cooked you some bacon for a trail snack.
Ron: I ate it already.
Leslie: What?
Ron: I could smell it in your purse before I even parked my car. And now it’s gone and I hate everything.

Summer Catalog - Episode 2.20

Leslie: Well, this simulated disaster is a total disaster. Emergency Response - Episode 5.13

Leslie: Well, this simulated disaster is a total disaster.

Emergency Response - Episode 5.13