
Donna: Uh oh hehe, it’s the Death Canoe.
Halloween Surprise - Episode 5.5
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Leslie: Oo lala, look who’s fancy?
Tom: Oh, am I wearing an ascot? I didn’t notice.
Indianapolis - Episode 3.6
Happy Parks Day!
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Andy: “The murals with this heart you see, look to the first and there your next clue will be.”
Ron: The first letter of the name of each mural with a heart on it will spell out the clue. Or something.
Operation Ann - Episode 4.14
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Leslie: That is the problem. Tom always seems like “Mr. Slick Too Cool Guy,” but he’s actually hiding his emotions underneath a very thick layer of Axe body spray.
Tom’s Divorce - Episode 2.11

Leslie: Crow for dinner tonight, Mr. Swanson?
Sweet Sixteen - Episode 4.16
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Prof. Barnes: This graphic here represents the electromagentic spectrum arranged from low frequency to high…
Andy: He’s not even using a laser pointer.
Smallest Park - Episode 4.8
Theon’s stupid face!
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Leslie: I’m sorry, I just started hearing really loud circus music in my head. What did you say?
The Master Plan - Episode 2.23