Tom: Dating Mona Lisa is awesome. Except I live in constant fear of my life. So I need to do the mature thing and get someone to dump her.
Swing Vote - Episode 5.21
Tom: On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how pissed off is she?
Episode 2.10 - Hunting Trip
We’re coming up on our 200th post! Also, it’s only 11 days until the premiere of season 3 of GoT! I can barely sit still.
Leslie: Oo lala, look who’s fancy?
Tom: Oh, am I wearing an ascot? I didn’t notice.
Indianapolis - Episode 3.6
Happy Parks Day!
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Bill: That is not what happened!
Donna: But, I got witnesses.
Tom: Yeah, it went down exactly the way my girl said it did, you mean bald man.
Bus Tour - Episode 4.21
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Leslie: That is the problem. Tom always seems like “Mr. Slick Too Cool Guy,” but he’s actually hiding his emotions underneath a very thick layer of Axe body spray.
Tom’s Divorce - Episode 2.11
Ben: Wow. You guys are really cute together.
Tom: Ben, I’m cute together with everybody.
Born and Raised - Episode 4.3
Look at this lovely artwork for Thrones and Recreation!
Credit goes to artist Neil Richards.
@jetpacmagazine http://www.websitesarelovely.com
(You should check out his other stuff. I did while at work today. It’s lovely.)
Tom: What do we treat ourselves to?
Donna: Clothes. Fragrances. Massages. Mimosas. Fine leather goods.
Pawnee Rangers - Episode 4.4
Idea submitted by Bryan via the Hiatus Challenge.
TREAT YO SELF!
Tom: I am a party scientist. Welcome to my laboratory.
End of the World - Episode 4.6
Tom: I don’t wanna brag, but I have a ton of experience with women being mad at me.
Dave Returns - Episode 4.15
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