Kathryn: Well if the customer truly wants a smaller size, there is an option.
Ann: Oh, do you mean the little swallow?! Does anybody buy that?
Soda Tax - Episode 5.2
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Zoe: This is our kingdom! You have to ask permission.
Andy: Your Highnesses, we do humbly request thine permission to befix doth hole’s yonder.
How a Bill Becomes a Law - Episode 5.3
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Terrence: I think we should tax all bad things. Like racism and women’s vaginas.
Ann: We’re not taxing anyone’s genitals.
Terrence: Then what the hell are we doing here? C’mon boys.
Soda Tax - Episode 5.2
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Ron: Not to worry, I have a permit.
Ranger Patrick: This just says, “I can do what I want.”
Ms. Knope Goes to Washington - Episode 5.1
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Bill: That is not what happened!
Donna: But, I got witnesses.
Tom: Yeah, it went down exactly the way my girl said it did, you mean bald man.
Bus Tour - Episode 4.21
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Andy: From now on, we will be using code names. You can address me as Eagle One. Ann, code name: Been There, Done That. April is Currently Doing That. Donna is It Happened Once In A Dream. Chris, code name: If I Had To Pick A Dude. Ben is Eagle Two.
Ben: Oh thank God.
Bus Tour - Episode 4.21
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Andy: Is there any chance you could fix me in the next 10 minutes.
Dr. Harris: Sure. I’ll just advance medical science 30 years.
Andy: Great.
Freddy Spaghetti - Episode 2.24
Leslie: Hey, Jerry, you put propane in the eternal flame, right?
Jerry: No, they were out. So I just got a big thing of lighter fluid. It’s basically the same thing.
Li’l Sebastian - Episode 3.16
Tanya: I’ve never seen you buy a salad at Sue’s Salads.
Leslie: That’s because I don’t hate myself Tanya.
Meet n’ Greet - Episode 4.5
Leslie: I really made love to the pooch on this one.
Summer Catalog - 2.20
