Ron: I like your hairdo, Leslie.Leslie: Thank you, Ron.Ron: It’s just like my brother’s. He’s an officer in the Air Force.  The Banquet - Episode 1.5

Ron: I like your hairdo, Leslie.
Leslie: Thank you, Ron.
Ron: It’s just like my brother’s. He’s an officer in the Air Force. 

The Banquet - Episode 1.5

Kathryn: Well if the customer truly wants a smaller size, there is an option.Ann: Oh, do you mean the little swallow?! Does anybody buy that? Soda Tax - Episode 5.2 Submitted by: singlewalkrun

Kathryn: Well if the customer truly wants a smaller size, there is an option.
Ann: Oh, do you mean the little swallow?! Does anybody buy that?

Soda Tax - Episode 5.2

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Tom: I don’t wanna brag, but I have a ton of experience with women being mad at me. Dave Returns - Episode 4.15 Submitted by: singlewalkrun

Tom: I don’t wanna brag, but I have a ton of experience with women being mad at me.

Dave Returns - Episode 4.15

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Jeff: Well, you didn’t tell me your friend was so beautiful.Ann: Aw. Thanks, Jeff.Jeff: Not as beautiful as my sister, but you know the law. Operation Ann - Episode 4.14 Submitted by: singlewalkrun

Jeff: Well, you didn’t tell me your friend was so beautiful.
Ann: Aw. Thanks, Jeff.
Jeff: Not as beautiful as my sister, but you know the law.

Operation Ann - Episode 4.14

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April: I want to be burned at the stake. Smallest Park - 4.8 Submitted by: singlewalkrun

April: I want to be burned at the stake.

Smallest Park - 4.8

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Jerry: Can I go? Gail is making a roast. End of the World - Episode 4.6

Jerry: Can I go? Gail is making a roast.

End of the World - Episode 4.6

Ben: No, Oren. I don’t know when I’m going to die. Wait. Are you asking me or telling me? Fancy Party - Episode 3.9 Submitted by: fuckyeahwinterfell

Ben: No, Oren. I don’t know when I’m going to die. Wait. Are you asking me or telling me?

Fancy Party - Episode 3.9

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