Ron: If I wanted to bring a large number of deviled eggs, but I didn’t want to share them with anyone else, can you guarantee fridge space?
Leslie’s House - Episode 2.14
Happy Thanksgiving!

Ron: If I wanted to bring a large number of deviled eggs, but I didn’t want to share them with anyone else, can you guarantee fridge space?

Leslie’s House - Episode 2.14

Happy Thanksgiving!

Diane: Hey, am I interrupting something important?Ron: Impossible. I work for the government.
Halloween Surprise - Episode 5.5

Diane: Hey, am I interrupting something important?
Ron: Impossible. I work for the government.

Halloween Surprise - Episode 5.5

Arya: Can I be lord of a holdfast?Ned: You will marry a high lord, and rule his castle. Your sons shall be knights, and princes and lords.Arya: No. That’s not me.
Cripples, Bastards, and Broken Things - Episode 1.4

Arya: Can I be lord of a holdfast?
Ned: You will marry a high lord, and rule his castle. Your sons shall be knights, and princes and lords.
Arya: No. That’s not me.

Cripples, Bastards, and Broken Things - Episode 1.4

Ben: How’s work out there, Dave?Dave: Pretty good. Caught a lot of bad guys. About six bad guys.
Dave Returns - Episode 4.15
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Ben: How’s work out there, Dave?
Dave: Pretty good. Caught a lot of bad guys. About six bad guys.

Dave Returns - Episode 4.15

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Chris: I’m engrossed in this book. It’s the true story of a woman born with no arms and no legs who attempted to swim the English Channel.April: That’s impossible.Chris: Oh she drowned immediately. It’s kind of a sad story.April: Cool.
Lucky - Episode 4.18

Chris: I’m engrossed in this book. It’s the true story of a woman born with no arms and no legs who attempted to swim the English Channel.
April: That’s impossible.
Chris: Oh she drowned immediately. It’s kind of a sad story.
April: Cool.

Lucky - Episode 4.18

Donna: Hey. When you two spoon, who spoons who?
Dave Returns - Episode 4.15
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Donna: Hey. When you two spoon, who spoons who?

Dave Returns - Episode 4.15

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Tom: I am a party scientist. Welcome to my laboratory. 
End of the World - Episode 4.6

Tom: I am a party scientist. Welcome to my laboratory. 

End of the World - Episode 4.6

Leslie: I’m so desperate, I even brought in my dream journal, hoping it’d inspire me.Ann: “I married Alf and we’re pretty happy.” That sounds nice.Leslie: It was.
Camping - 3.08 
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Leslie: I’m so desperate, I even brought in my dream journal, hoping it’d inspire me.
Ann: “I married Alf and we’re pretty happy.” That sounds nice.
Leslie: It was.

Camping - 3.08 

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Andy: Ok, mine doesn’t have any pictures.
The Trial of Leslie Knope - Episode 4.9
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Andy: Ok, mine doesn’t have any pictures.

The Trial of Leslie Knope - Episode 4.9

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Donna: Is he eating soup? On a bench? Alone? 
Pawnee Rangers - Episode 4.4

Donna: Is he eating soup? On a bench? Alone? 

Pawnee Rangers - Episode 4.4